OSCAR THE ARISTOCAT

Oscar the Aristocat,
Oscar the black and white cat,
Aloof but unpretentious
By nature unadventurous,
That’s Oscar the black and white cat.

Oscar the circumspect cat,
Oscar the black and white cat,
Never prone to take violence,
Ever addicted to silence
Is Oscar the black and white cat.

Oscar the mischievous cat,
Oscar what on earth is he at
At his age should he be able
To scale the heights of a table?
But is, in spite of all that,
Oscar the excusable cat.

Oscar the unassailable aristocat.